Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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