As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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