If you die in college, do you die in real life?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
tell me about the fingering
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