Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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