Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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