so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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