Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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