Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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