There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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