I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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