jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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