omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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