i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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