i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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