He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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