No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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