I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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