just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
