I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My life is pants optional.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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