So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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