Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We were destined to go to rehab together
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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