I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
When did angry sex become our thing?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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