oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level