Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?