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• (248): View more from Michigan

  do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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  RUDE.

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  I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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  outsmarted mickey deeeees

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.

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