So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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