I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
