you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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