You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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