Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
