you're like a bully in the Christmas story
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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