Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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