think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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