Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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