Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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