Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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