I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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