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(703): View more from Virginia

my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was confusing and full of hummus

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

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(440): View more from Ohio

She swung at the pinata with crutches

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.

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(206): View more from Washington

"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together

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(802): View more from Vermont

How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him

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