Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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