I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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