We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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