you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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