I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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