pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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