Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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