So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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