dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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