so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So much rum. So many feels.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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