He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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