We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
