So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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