If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Congratulations! We have a period
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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