My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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