Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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