There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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