Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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