dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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