i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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